WalMart "Fashion Sweatshirt" Borrows Liberally From Scarlett Johansson's PMS Aesthetic


So here you have it: The difference between a really ugly and unflattering sweatshirt tailored for your fattest and most self-loathing moments, and a really ugly and unflattering fat-day sweatshirt ENDORSED BY SCARLETT JOHANSSON. Sure, the WalMart version was probably sewn by slightly-younger children under slightly-more Dickensian conditions, but why pay an extra 75 bucks for something you're inevitably going to stain while mainlining from the Nutella jar anyway?

Scarlett Hearts RBK Sweatshirt [Reebok store]
Women's Fashion Sweatshirt [WalMart]

Related: At Risk Of Diluting Brand Among Tastemakers Of sub-Saharan Africa, Scarlett Donates 2,000 Pairs Of Her Ugly Shoes To The Sudan. [PopCrunch]
WalMart: Off With Their Smocks! [BusinessWeek]