How To Ace A 'Teen Vogue' Interview: Love Clothes!

We don't know how we missed Teen Vogue intern/glamazon/stair-faller Whitney's job interview with Teen Vogue Editrix Amy Astley on Monday night's season finale of 'The Hills' — maybe we hiccuped? (Is it possible to pay attention to this show without a drinking game involved??) Anyway, the interview lasted approx. 79 seconds, entailed some sort of nebulous job called "fashion contributor" which involves basically having psychic powers, and according to Teen Vogue beauty blogger Eva Chen Whitney "seemed to ace" it! And she should know, you know, because she works there!


A: You wanna be a fashion stylist? or a fashion editor?
W: Yes, most definitely
A: You love it.
W: Yes.
A: Love clothes?
W: Love clothes
A: Well listen i don't really have any more questions for you.

After the jump, the full interview, wherein Amy Astley makes a very credible attempt to simulate the actual magazine interviewing process. Not!

A: What we look for is that one or two very special people who can really know everything that's really happening in LA before it happens. I would love it if you could really give me a bit of input into what photographers you like, what designers you like..something that would give me a sense of you, your visual taste.

W: Well, Bruce Weber is a favorite of the magazine as well as mine. (Ed: As well as Abercrombie & Fitch! Which is where these girls would, in the nineties, be working. Sigh.)...Mario Testino

A: He's always flattering

W: Yes, he..

A: Girl always looks great

W: Yeah

A: And what about designers you love

W: Designers I love? I love Balenciaga, I love YSL, they're not clothes that i can affrord but just looking at them, just being in the presence of them, is just amazing.... (Ed: Way to get out of pronouncing "Ghesquiere", Whit! Not to mention "Yves"! Not to mention knowing who the fuck designs Yves these days!! We know the situation would be different if you could afford the clothes...)

A: Is this what you really want to do?

W: Yes (nodding), most definitely!

A: You wanna be a fashion stylist? or a fashion editor?

W: Yes, most definitely!

A: You love it.

W: Yes.

A: Love clothes.

W: Love clothes

A: Well listen i don't really have any more questions for you.

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