• FHM spokesman says Kate Moss isn't on the magazine's "Sexiest 100 Women" list because "the average guy on the street prefers someone that's a little more womanly." Which explains why Keira Knightley and Sienna Miller made the cut. [Page Six]
• Barbara Walters's new beau is a geronologist. Wow: Baba really, really doesn't want to age gracefully, does she? [Rush&Molloy, 4th item]
• Paparazzi supposedly mistook Rose McGowan for Angelina Jolie. Perhaps they were just confused by the "homewrecker" sign taped to Rose's back. [TMZ]
• Speaking of, Rose McGowan really needs to watch her back. Her homewrecking, man-eating, much more beautiful "doppelganger" may be teaming up with Rose's new boyfriend on the Sin City sequel. [Starpulse]
• Even supposed daddy-snorter and legendary drug-addict Keith Richards thinks that Pete Doherty is bad news. [Starpulse]

• It's looking more and more likely that Jessica Alba and Cash Warren have broken up. [PerezHilton]
• An "insider" says that Suri Cruise gets her hair cut once a week while nude and in complete silence. [Gatecrasher, 4th item]
• Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, Britney Spears, social-climbing and coked up sex in bathrooms. [HollywoodRag]

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