Virgin Chronicler Sarah DiMuro's BFF thinks Cute Blond May Be 'The One.' Which means: 1. Her blog is about to become even more boring than Alyssacentric 2. She will get laid in time for....the Beijing Olympics?
Alyssa Shelasky goes on and on about moustaches and Los Angeles and her perfect credit score and posts a picture wherein her fivehead looks extra-extra XXL so as to obscure the hilarious fact that she feels "slightly lame" about the fact that she is moving into her parents' DUMBO loft. [Alyssacentric]
One D At A Time sparks controversy by wondering whether we think it's rude when a dude wipes off his D with a sock before using it to de-splooge the, er, areas his D was actually aiming at. We'd vote yes, and append: Also, if we were able to tell you how big your D was while it was actually crammed in our mouth, it would not actually be a true statement. Thank you. [One D AT A Time]