• Virgin Chronicler Sarah DiMuro's BFF thinks Cute Blond May Be 'The One.' Which means: 1. Her blog is about to become even more boring than Alyssacentric 2. She will get laid in time for....the Beijing Olympics?
  • Alyssa Shelasky goes on and on about moustaches and Los Angeles and her perfect credit score and posts a picture wherein her fivehead looks extra-extra XXL so as to obscure the hilarious fact that she feels "slightly lame" about the fact that she is moving into her parents' DUMBO loft. [Alyssacentric]
  • Wash City Paper blogger Mel B. makes the dubious assertion that burlesque is back because it is hot. But it's just so... goth or something. [About Last Night]
  • One D At A Time sparks controversy by wondering whether we think it's rude when a dude wipes off his D with a sock before using it to de-splooge the, er, areas his D was actually aiming at. We'd vote yes, and append: Also, if we were able to tell you how big your D was while it was actually crammed in our mouth, it would not actually be a true statement. Thank you. [One D AT A Time]