The least detestable member of the Bush Administration has cancer, and there is nothing funny you can say about that, so you have to focus on postiive things, like how pretty this new lady is compared to the last big Bush admin spokeswoman with the purple tweed power suits and Billy Idol hair, right? WRONG.
[New WH spokesgal Dana] Perino has been flooded with calls of support, including one, she says, from Education Secretary Margaret Spellings, who told her: "Put your big-girl panties on."
Images we had in trying to make up a joke with which to end this post:
-days of the week underwear
-blood-stained DOTW underwear