When we saw the headline on the latest copy of the UK's Heat magazine, we just couldn't stop ourselves shelling out $4.60, just to find out who, who, WHO is famous and taking drugs!!!! It was like all our heavenly dreams had rolled up in a big ball and sprinkled themselves with icing sugar and then baked themselves with honey into a pure cloud of fun.

Celebrity Coke-Heads

The White Nose Gang! We held our breath. Discover the SHOCKING NEWS of WHICH CELEBRITIES are TAKING DRUGS, or at least failing to blow their noses properly, after the jump.

We know you're rubbing your hands with anticipated, but ever so slightly shameful glee, so let's get right to it and UNMASK the evil A listers:

  1. KATE MOSS!
  2. PETE DOHERTY!
  3. SIENNA MILLER!
  4. SADIE FROST!
  5. AMY WINEHOUSE! (Did we say 'A' listers?)
  6. SOME GIRL WHO USED TO BE IN A BAND, WHO LOOKS LIKE A PIG AND WHO'S NOTORIOUS FOR TAKING SO MUCH COKE FOR SO MANY YEARS THAT THERE HAVE BEEN NUMEROUS PICS OF HER NOSE DISINTEGRATING!

Well, there's $4.60 and one minute of our life we can never get back. Don't say we don't do anything for you.