KATIE: "I fucking hate you."

TOM: "Give me the fucking baby, bitch, I didn't got to all that effort getting L. Ron Hubbard's sperm to see it wasted with a fat cow like you."

KATIE: "My mother was right about you."

TOM: "Your mother thinks I'm gay?!"

KATIE: "Whose kid is this anyway? Can I stop carrying it about now? My arms are heavy and my career is dead."

TOM: "Smile asshole, you're supposed to be making me look normal".

SURI: "Has anyone started my therapy fund yet?"

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