Long Island 'Witch' Not Entirely Sane?

Today's New York Post brings us conclusive evidence that sacked Long Island teacher Lauren Berrios is indeed a) a witch, and b) madder than a bag of monkeys. They say she "couldn't have looked nuttier in court yesterday if she donned a pointy hat and flew around on a broom."

Oh really? And why is that?

"Berrios was also exposed as an obsessive-compulsive bulimic on Prozac who owns 300 pairs of shoes and 60 handbags......."

Well, if that's the test of demonic insanity, you'll have to color us Wiccan.

Bad Spell For Fired 'Witch' [NY Post]