Lou Dobbs Interrupts His Regularly Scheduled H1-B Visa Rant To Bring You: Girls Gone WASTED!!

CNN ruddy-cheeked-blusterer in chief Lou Dobbs has found a new victim of the War on the Middle Class being waged by Indian call center employees, H1-B engineers and Bill Gates.....

YOUR DAUGHTERS. According to a special report, The War Within on Lou Dobbs Tonight, teenage daughters of hard working, middle-class Americans are DRINKING TO GET DRUNK, in greater numbers than ever, no doubt to escape from the pressures of their own economic irrelevance. While we love the brief cameo by cute sorority girl-gone-memoirist, Smashed author Koren Zailckas, we think Lou would be well-served to consider the sparkling career of, for instance, Lauren "L.C." Conrad, who, despite having virtually no apparent knowledge bases or skill sets that would supposedly equip a girl for the so-called "Flat" new global talent marketplace — and despite being an avid consumer of alcohol — yesterday announced she was starting her own clothing line!

And then, of course, there's Koren — and us, both with our own drunken girlhoods behind us, or, in the case of us, sort of next to our laptop. Koren's lack of global competitiveness may have condemned her to a life in the Old Economy business of writing books on paper, but we are totally Web 2.0. And we bet only, like, 10,000 girls in Hyberabad could do this job better than us....

The War Within
[CNN]