"I'm a fantastic handsome guy with a huge big cock and a bulging wallet. Did I mention the huge big cock? Anyway, I keep taking these whores out for dinner and talking about my huge big cock and my bulging wallet and how handsome I am, and the bitches won't put out. How can I ever find true love?"
Buy a blow-up doll. Not only will she match your intellect, she'll give you all the emotional support you deserve.
No-one loves me[The Times]