Fashion Roundup

Naomi Watts may sign on as spokesmodel for Escada, that is, if she's not too pissed that they outed her pregnancy on Oscar Sunday. [WWD]

Here's what a real women eats during fashion week. Take that, Anne Slowey. [Jane Mag]

Manhattan boutique owner/designer fashions a dress out of Metro Cards. We wonder what this guy and this gal would think of it? [Fashionista]

Actress Maggie Cheung has designed a panda pendant (we love pandas!) that changes clothes. [WWD]

Allure magazine to partner with new Bravo show Shear Genius, a reality competition for hairstylists. [WWD]

Some rich, dumb American loves the Polo Ralph Lauren brand so much she named her child after it. Also, Coach products induce delusions of wealth. [WWD]