We've long suspected this: Old, fat and/or Catholic women have the hardest time getting dates. [NY Times]

We've long suspected this too: Sororities are full of superficial, skinny white bitches. [Salon, via NY Times]

India's health minister requests ban on gender bias in ads due to high rates of female infanticide. [Feministing]

It's the female illegals and their children who may be suffering the worst in the war on immigration: some swept up in raids are living in jail cells with inadequate prenatal care and an inability to feed their young kids. [Firedoglake]

Elderly women in America aren't doing too well, either. [Huffington Post]

More proof that blondes really do have more fun! Apparently it's more difficult to drug-test light-hued hair than dark. [Slate]

Wee! It's true! Female primates smarter than male ones. [Washington Post]

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