In response to the recent news regarding Victoria Beckham's new clothing line DVB, we've got a few burning questions.

What does fashion grande dame (and CFDA president) Diane Von Furstenberg think of Victoria essentially appropriating her moniker? (It's only two half-circles from a "F" to a "B", after all.)

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Will fashionistas be able to differentiate the designs of one skinny, plasticized European from the other?

And what exactly does the "D" in "DVB" stand for, anyway? "Designer"? "Dame"? "Dim-witted"?

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