You're not fat, just fucked.

Shocking news brought to us by Captain Obvious the American Psychological Society: Women are screwed up about sex and their bodies.

No, really. It's true!

"The media's portrayal of young women as sex objects harms girls' mental and physical health, US experts warn.

Magazines, television, video games and music videos all have a detrimental effect, a task force from the American Psychological Association reported. Sexualisation can lead to a lack of confidence with their bodies as well as depression and eating disorders.

Such images also have a negative effect on healthy sexual development in girls, the researchers said."

And of course, it's all Christina Aguilera's fault.

"Sexualisation was defined as occurring when a person's value comes only from her or his sexual appeal or behaviour, to the exclusion of other characteristics, and when a person is portrayed purely as a sex object.

They gave examples of a trainer advert that featured pop star Christina Aguilera dressed as a schoolgirl with her shirt unbuttoned, licking a lollipop. According to the research identified by the task force, such images and promotion of girls as sexual objects negatively affects young girls in many ways."

How depressing. We're off to binge and purge our misery away.

We could have told you this and saved you the time and money
[BBC]