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Apparently they're having a DJ at the Oscars this year, to stop all the drunk celebs wandering off and puking in limos. More interestingly, said DJ will be of the feminine persuasion! We bet you'd like to hear all about it, wouldn't you? Like how she scored the gig, what it means to her, how difficult it is to get to the top in a male-dominated profession?

"Ms. Richardson, who is as slender as a tulip stem and feline in her demeanor, wore a mint green minidress by the up-and-coming London designer Christopher Kane and minimal makeup. When she laughed, her head jerked backward as if someone had tugged at her long light-brown hair."
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So there you are then.

[Women! Objectification! NYT!