Chalk one up for the forces fighting American cultural imperialism: Paris Hilton had a minor run-in during an autograph-signing in Vienna, Austria today.
Here's the video.
Our favorite line from the accompanying report:
About halfway through the event a group of onlookers, identified by some as communists [emphasis ours], began pelting her with cigarettes and lipstick. Paris was evacuated immediately.
We really hope Putin was behind this.