Hold onto your hats, girls, have we got a bargain for you!

Shoes. Jimmy Choo shoes. For $81 dollars. No really! Look:

There's just one tiny little catch, according to the seller:

"You are looking at a fabulous current season - in premiere stores now - pair of Jimmy Choo patent leather peep-toe heels in khaki. Note: These were left over from a magazine shoot. The right foot is size 10 and the left foot is size 9. They are only a tiny bit longer. To the naked eye, noone could tell. With a pad on the right foot, it would be fine for a size 9."

Ech. So you'll hobble a bit. So what? You're hobbling in JIMMY CHOO, for chrissakes.

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