We're unimpressed, frankly.

HAPPY PILLS!
SLEEPING PILLS!
60 SILK CUT!
20 RED BULLS!
EVERY DAY!

So screams the front page of The Sun today, on the news that former boy-bander Robbie Williams has gone into rehab in Arizona (why is it always in Arizona?).

To which we say, what a pussy. That's about half OUR daily consumption.

Still, rehab is so very now, don't you think?

[Come back when you're doing crack, little boy]