
This just in: Toys in Babeland to offer eco-friendly sex kit in April. Sorry, dirty hippies: it probably still won't get you laid.
Beyonce to appear on cover of new Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. Take that, Jennifer.
Finally: Explanation as to why Padma Lakshmi, Tinsley Mortimer and Gwyneth Paltrow are successful.
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