Thankfully, she ditched that awful red lipstick she's been wearing for way too long (like, one second is way too long!), but Christina went from one horrible extreme to another at last night's Grammy Awards:

There's no rhyme in the English language for Orange.

Bad spray job, or has she been on some weird carrot-only diet detox? Answers on a postcard please to Super-duper Tans'r'us, Main Street, Nowheresville, AK, because that's plainly where she had this nightmare done.