In today's horribly un-ironic news, word reaches us that the worthy citizens of Atlantic Beach, Fla, think vagina is a dirty word. And that 'hoohaa' is an acceptable alternative for anyone over the age of three.
"'We got a complaint about this play The Vagina Monologues,' said Bryce Pfanenstiel, of the Atlantic Theater....
'We decided we would just use child slang for it. That's how we decided on Hoohah Monologues,' Pfanenstiel said.
They did this after a driver who saw it complained to the theater, saying she was upset that her niece saw it.
'I'm on the phone and asked 'What did you tell her?' She's like, 'I'm offended I had to answer the question,' Pfanenstiel said.
We're disappointed, frankly. We'd have gone for 'The See You Next Tuesday Monologues', ourselves.