The Daily Show: Wine, carbs and crotch shots

We don't normally associate beaver shots with DailyCandy but today's installment gets all sorts of nasty with this item plugging a line of neutral-colored serving pieces. Maybe it's just us, but we don't get a good feeling when reading the word "sushi" in the same item as the phrase "When you hear the words 'spread' and 'nude' only one thing comes to mind."

In other news, DC editors suggest wine-consumption to Atlanta; blowouts to Boston; eating to Chicago; massage to Dallas; banana chocolate chip bread to Los Angeles (ha!); and offer up a particularly bad and obvious kicker in their posting about handbags to the city of Seattle.