Forest fire control.

In today's 'are you friggin' serious?' news, the improbably-named Cindy Barshop, Paris Hilton's bikini waxer radios in to Us Magazine from Damage Control Central.

Us: So why do you think celebrities are skipping the underwear and going commando?

CB: I think that with the completely bare waxing, they just feel comfortable enough with their bodies that they can skip the underwear. And oops if they do happen to flash someone, it's not as embarrassing because the area is groomed.

Because a girl's bare labia have an essential dignity to them that pubes just lack, y'know?