This quote popped up in In Touch magazine, on the subject of the Britney/Paris/Lindsay crotch trifecta.

"These girls are lowering themselves to the level of backstreet floozies. They are cheapening their own image and obliterating all the glamour, which is the heart of the star system."

Find out who said it, after the jump. And prepare for your head to explode.

Guess who's talking.

Yup. That's right. Camille Paglia. Camille fucking Paglia in In Touch magazine. Maybe the social theory of Dyonisian human sexuality ain't paying so well these days.

Expect Germain Greer in Life&Style and Naomi Wolfe in Star any day now.