Unchristian whore Lesbian Mary Cheney is pregnant. Daddy Dick is busy clenching his teeth and smiling weakly.
Pam Anderson not convinced her marriage to Kid Rock was such a great idea. Captain Obvious nods his head sagely.
Anorexic may have bought bulimic's dress.
Paris Hilton may breed. Humanity is doomed.
Hollywood women sometimes don't shave their armpits. But you can bet your Brazilian there's not a single pubic hair between them.
A 13-year-old girl is charged with child sex abuse after getting knocked up by her 12-year-old boyfriend. He's charged with the same offence, against her. Only in Utah, folks! Of course if he'd been 58 and she'd been his niece and they were polygamists, everything would be just peachy.