As Hollywood's teen anorexics flee the clutches of squishy-faced stylist Rachel Zoe, Us Weekly stands firmly against the hordes to bring us Zoe's top ten hot must-haves of the season. Hey! Ordinary magazine readers have eating disorders too!
Strangley, methamphetamines, coke and laxatives don't make the list. But there's still some nice collar-bone porn:
You're supposed to like the boots, by the way. And if you don't have the legs of a 12-year-old starving sub-Saharan orphan, they might actually look quite nice on you.