Happy Monday, friends, and welcome to last night's Alma Awards, the "Latino Entertainment Honors," at the Pasadena Civic Auditorium. What a red carpet! A time warpy Paula Abdul (left), a freakishly fit Jessica Alba, a helmet-haired Eva Longoria-Parker and hundreds more brought us one of the widest good-bad spectrums we've seen in a long time, with "Grecian Sacrifice" and "Poured-on Satin" warring for evening's top trend. The, Good, the Bad, the Ugly, post-jump!

The Good: