Poor Lindsay Lohan.
Having suffered the indignity of one Simpson sister nabbing one ex,
she now has to stand by and watch the other one swap STDs with another one of the 20 men she's dated in the past
Mind you, Firecrotch ain't no angel. She's been shaking her seven-foot clitoris at Paris Hilton's ex , the guy Paris stole from Mary Kate Olsen.
All we need is for MK to be caught fellating Nick Lachey in the loo at Bungalow 8 and the circle is complete.