Back at askmen.com, the 'love doc' is asked what are the top five things men do that turn a woman off. The doc obliges:
- They talk too much.
- They talk down to the woman.
- They bullshit.
- They talk about sex.
- They don't walk erect.
Being a typical man, Love Doc entirely misses the point. All of the above are the kind of crap we put up with in every man as a matter of course. If he really wants to know what turns women off, we'd present our top five:
- They're no good lying cheating bastards.
- They're crap in bed.
- They dump you because their head "just isn't in the right space now" and get engaged to a 17-year-old nursing student a week later.
- They cry
- They can't get erect.
We're available on a consultation basis, Mr Love Doc.