July's Glamour screams "Found! The sexiest jeans for every size" and beneath the hysteria is an extremely useful feature on jeans to fit every body (well, obviously not real fatties like us) and tips on how to make the best of what you've got once you've squeezed yourself into your jeans. The best fun is over at glamour.com where you can customize a virtual model and try on a whole bunch of styles.

Of course we couldn't resist seeing how fat we could get.

Jeans genie.

350 lbs, apparently.