From Life & Style this week, we get the official The Break-Up cocktail.

Perhaps someone who's been repeatedly beaten around the head with a shovel and then exposed to dangerous levels of toxic industrial chemicals and then beaten around the head with a shovel some more, would believe that this drink has anything whatsoever to do with the film, or Jennifer Aniston's PUBLIC PAIN AND SHAME or the fact that you just fled to the nearest bar after coming home early and finding your fiance shagging your father in your own bed and hell, you've got break-up issues of your own.

But whatever, some poor intern at Life & Style had to call 30 bartenders in one day desperately trying to get someone to give them a recipe for a cocktail that they could call the Break-Up so they could fill a space in their magazine, so why not give it a whirl.

Ingredients

1 part Starbucks Cream Liqueur
1 part Suaza Tres Generaciones Plata tequila

Directions

Pour into a shaker with ice, shake, then strain into a martini glass.

Repeat ten times, and if you're still alive, LOSER, drink a pint of bleach.

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