The deal? You invite the guests and bake the cupcakes, and the "mysterious" and the rather cute Johnny Cupcakes will come round and lick frosting off your nipples. Well, he won't actually do that, but he'll bring round his clothing line and you and your friends can get your paws on a whole bunch of goodies, from undies ($14.99)
to bunnies ($35.99 if you like that kind of thing)
and limited edition individually numbered teeshirts ($33.99) so you can hug yourself with the joy of being cooler than all your friends
Fuck the diet.