While doing nice girlfriend duty last night and sitting through X-men: The Last Stand, I couldn't help but realize that the man that directed this pile of garbage has probably seen Lindsay Lohan's firecrotch. No wonder the film is so bad, Brett Ratner's post-traumatic stress disorder obviously made it hard to concentrate.

Still, the X-kids turned up in Cannes to promote the flick, and Dania Ramirez (Callisto) kindly took time to show People Magazine how the other, beautiful half live.

"...Who needs sleep when you're in Cannes? I'm like, 'isn't that why I have a make-up artist?'"

I'm like, so with you, girl!

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