Over at Teenvogue, their new intern is Laguna Beach's LC (who "really doesn't come across as the kind of girl who's particularly interested in being a celebrity". Perish the thought.) And she's had an epiphany of sorts since moving to Hollywood. She's discovered that Tinseltown is just like being at school.

"You've got the celebrity weeklies, which are the high school gossips, and the clubs, which are the parties; the people who were in, like, band, still can't get in because there's always a list. You've got the cute couples. It's really just like school."

Where the in-crowd taunted each other about firecrotch pubes and seven foot clitorises. I think the girl's onto something there.

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