Yesterday — Christmas Day — Bee Shaffer, daughter of Anna Wintour, posted a photo on Instagram with the caption: "My mom threw out our tree before Christmas Day because 'it was too messy.'" Daaaaaaaaaaaamn.
That is soooo Anna Wintour. The Vogue editor-in-chief has a reputation for being frosty; her New York daily newspaper nickname is Nuclear Wintour. But this shit is ice cold:
That said, Mindy Kaling's response is perfect:
That is so much more memorable than having a tree! I'm doing that next year