Behold. The celebrity dance off to end all other celebrity dance offs. You have been warned. The dancing you are about to witness is spectacular. Quite spectacular indeed.
Although, hold up—is there really even a question about who the actual "winner" here is? HIDDLES KILLS IT. Cumberbatch is OK, if you like awkward, half-hearted dance moves. He's just not that committed. Sorry, Cumberbabes. Your man is slacking. But Hiddles. Come on. You tell that guy to dance a few steps and he'll be macarena-ing around the freaking globe until the cows come home. You know what I mean.
DANCE OFF WINNER, UNDISPUTED: TOM HIDDLESTON. VICTORY TO THE HIDDLESTONERS.