There is no sick leave because if your faith was stronger you would never get sick. You need to pray harder. #HobbyLobbyRules
— Diana Dee (@DianaDee16) November 27, 2013
Someone Twitter user tbogg created a #hobbylobbyrules hashtag on Twitter and it is predictably awesome.
Oh Hobby Lobby! You put the fundamental Christian dogma into macrame and decoupage alright. As we await the Supreme Court's decision on if you'll be able to dodge the birth control mandate in the Affordable Care Act, let's take a look at something awesome going on on Twitter!
#HobbyLobbyRules Childless married women should be stoned with glitter-caked rocks for they are an abomination unto the eyes of the Lord
— TBogg (@tbogg) November 27, 2013
— Sharon Gibson (@SharonGibson3) November 30, 2013
#HobbyLobbyRules Employees seeking raises must pray for them.If more money doesn't materialize in your paycheck pray harder.
— kate peterson (@punchkatesface) November 27, 2013
— Emily Justice P.I. (@Ms_EmilyJustice) November 27, 2013
#HobbyLobbyRules all female employees shall seek approval from male counterparts before answering any customer questions per the good book.
— theOctoberSeer. (@fariethefirst) November 27, 2013
#HobbyLobbyRules Love the sinner. But not enough to make them a scrapbook telling them so. Just make one telling them how badly they sinned.
— &e-ru (@dvnix) November 27, 2013
If we lose in the SCOTUS, we have an assortment of 'Scarlet Letters' our employees can purchase and apply to their smocks #HobbyLobbyRules
— Randy Prine (@randyprine) November 27, 2013
#HobbyLobbyRules Ladies, hot glue your knees together for guaranteed fail-safe birth control.
— Mary Hartman (@MaryHartmanx2) November 27, 2013
If your craft project goes wrong, you're screwed. And there is no Plan B. #HobbyLobbyRules
— Kristin Barrick (@KBarrick) November 28, 2013