It's turkey salad with cranberries. That's not even real Guinness, y'all. I just put shitty Busch Light in a Guinness glass. So I would feel fancy. But I don't feel fancy. Not at all. Not one little bit. :-(
But don't my sad little meal give you the wrong impression—Thanksgiving blogging is the funnest EVER! I'm having a great day because you guise are the best! Show me pics of what your awesome Thanksgiving feast down below. If you're not in the U.S. or not celebrating, then just sit back and enjoy all our crazy food. (Seriously, you would not believe all the places we can find to stick a marshmallow on this day.)
Show me your Thanksgiving dinner, Jezzies!