Welome back to your favorite Vanity Smurf playground. While you were staring at a screen under fluorescent lights, celebrities were out frolicking and turning the camera on themselves.
And when the stars weren't taking the pictures themselves, they were using Instassistants. That's right. Someone on the payroll, just for photography purposes. How else does Beyoncé get such great shots of herself? And who do you think takes pictures of Diddy sleeping?
Anyway: Here's what the stars were doing with their smart phones this week. Celebrity Instagrams, presented without comment. Enjoy. Covert scandal manager n the one n only Oliva pope! Ms. Kerry Washington ! Don't u just love her!
Bonjour! from French countryside. Hangin' with la Dame Helen Mirren on the set of wonderful new movie I'm producing with Spielberg/Dreamworks. #100footjourney Thinking about all the great submissions I saw and heard today on Twitter! Thanks for sharing your ART and Soul with me. #artforfreedom.com #TamiTaylorSelfie #ClearEyes #CoachTaylor ❤ #citibikelife with #mummylohan #beautifulday @krisjenner and I are dating now and @sprandoni and Bruiser seem pretty chill about it hahah Tired as fuck. Bout to wrap up ARTPOP. I don't even know where the music ends and I begin. Who cares about anything else if the record is no good. I love ARTPOP. Making this music has really changed my life. Rambling sorry. No sleep. With my amazing #oitnb ladies, Jenji Kohan and Dascha Polanco at a Woman's Prison Association event @sheisdash Loving my faux fur hoodie. Perfect for this cold New York weather. My new passport photo. Didn't have time or energy for a full beat but it could be worse. #passportphoto #tootsiepup #amandalepore #selfie #nofilter #freshlybleached #prissygirl #highmatinence Tonight I'm joining @TOMS & wearing these shades to raise awareness for visual impairment #BESHADY
Jewish Hindu love Paris. 8:02pm Joining @TOMS & unabashedly selfie-ing my wearing sunglasses INSIDE to raise awareness for visual impairment. #BESHADY #WorldSightDay LOVING these vintage pants I got on etsy!!!! #vintageeverything❤️
She's in Labor! Aunt @thejram (aka midwife) & Uncle @polivierjr our little Nietzsche girl is about to drop a ton of love into the world.World please send super-positive energy to this very brave and very scared little girl.THIS ignites even more,ISF's vision and the absolute necessity to finish research and distribute SAFE species-specific oral sterilization drugs for dogs and cats! Lets put our heads together and end OVER POPULATION OF THESE INCREDIBLE ANIMALS! Thank you! Live from the whelping box In Atlanta!Panting,pushing, contractions -Wow.Make no mistake about it-Ladies rule...Women of every species blow my mind...Incredible what mamas go through!Love to you mamas-all over the world.Jeez