10 Awfully Awkward Moments From the Kardashian Khristmas SpecialTracie Egan Morrissey12/02/13 7:00pmFiled to: kardashianskeeping up with the kardashianskim kardashiankourtney kardashiankhloe kardashiankris jennerbruce jennerkylie jennerkendall jennerdavid lachapelle1358EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkThe Kardashian/Jenner family's annual Christmas card is barely recognizable, missing some parts, and all fucked up from fame. Just like Michael Jackson's face. (And that, too, was shot by David LaChapelle.)The card was revealed at the end of the first-ever Keeping Up With the Kardashians Christmas special. It aired on E! last night, but the show was actually filmed in September not long after Khloe reportedly held a failed intervention for her husband Lamar over his supposed crack addiction, but just before Kris and Bruce Jenner announced they were separating after two children and 23 years of marriage. So things were really tense and Christmas-y.AdvertisementBut you know what? Kudos to them, because life goes on. Christmas can't be canceled just because your sister married a druggie and your mom doesn't love your dad anymore. And neither can checks once they've been cashed, so you better get your ass to that soundstage that's decorated to look like the life your family no longer has, and get to work pretending to be merry during this scripted game of Yankee Swap. The weirdest thing about the show, though, is that despite the sets and the makeup and the money, it still manages to adroitly capture how uncomfortable the holidays can be with our families. It's not always so cozy and warm and loving. There can also be a lot of bullshit baggage and bad feelings. In that way, it makes for a more authentic Christmas vibe than cookie-cutter specials that are a little more heartfelt. So in that spirit, we present the family's 20 Most Awkward Moments.Advertisement1.) Bruce's ponytail2.) The Christmas CardNo one is supposed to look at a Christmas card and say, "What the fuck is going on with that family?" That's kind of the opposite of the entire point of Christmas cards. First of all, a bunch of people are arbitrarily missing. OK, so Lamar is "busy" somewhere, and Kanye doesn't want to be involved and the rules are different for North than with the other grandkids, and Bruce's own children have peaced a while ago. But no Rob or Scott?AdvertisementSponsoredWell, turns out that photographer David LaChapelle pitched an all-female card to the women. Apparently, they liked that idea, even though Bruce's participation did nothing to quell recent rumors.These people are going to eventually realize what a fucking disaster of a mess this was, right? They know it's actually not cool for a family to be so similar to the dystopian satire of Brazil, with the weird hats and plastic surgeries, right? Each year they get further and further away from one another and now this year, they are literally alone on a mountain constructed of tabloid magazines, no longer able to keep up the illusion that their own family members want to be associated with them.