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#sparklyvampires
If You Were 13, Would You Love Edward Cullen, Too?
Wherever the New Moon promotional blitz goes, Twilight-related analysis pieces are sure to follow. In today's Guardian, several experts explain Edward Cullen's appeal to teenage girls, noting that he represents the "predatory yet alluring boy." But is that really true? More » -
#clips
Gabby Sidibe On Her 'N Sync Obsession: "I Know, I Know, I'm Totally Geeky!"
In a hilarious interview on last night's Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien, Gabby Sidibe recalled her hardcore teenage obsession with 'N Sync, admitting that she attended 23 concerts and that she knows all of their birthdays. Clip after the jump. More » -
#snapjudgment
"I’m Not Here Just As A First Lady. That’s Not Why I’m Doing This. I Am Here Because I’m A Daughter."
[Washington, D.C., November 13. Image via Getty.]
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#whoops
Someone At The Signals Catalog Has Overlooked The True Selling Point Of This Pitcher
Oh, dear. A reader tipped us to this "Fruit Infusion Pitcher," an innocent gift being offered via the Signals catalog that's meant to provide the user with a naturally delicious cup of homemade tea. The design is...interesting, no? More » -
#hellodolly
The Jacob Black Barbie Doll Is Here To Make Everyone Slightly Uncomfortable
Spoiler alert, everyone I've ever met, ever: you'll be receiving this hilarious and somewhat insane-looking Jacob Black Barbie doll upon its release next February. No word yet on if a shirt, or shorts made after 1991, will come separately. [RadarOnline] -
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#dirtbag
Lindsay Leaves In Tears, Angelina Makes Up Rumors About Jen, And Oprah Apologizes To Robin
- A source claims that Lindsay Lohan "stormed out of" Brittany Gastineau's birthday party in tears after her ex-girlfriend, Courtenay Semel confronted her at the party and tried to talk her into going to rehab. [PageSix]
- Yesterday - November 13, 2009
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#potpsychology
"Boxers Or Briefs?"
It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the biweekly "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. More » -
#higoodbye
Stick A Fork In It
November 13 is National Indian Pudding Day, called the nation's "ugliest, yet great tasting, bi-cultural culinary treat." John Adams liked it; but it apparently it's not Indian, it's British; Native Americans didn't have molasses. Oy. Happy Friday. [The Nibble, Slashfood] -
#dirtbagafterdark
Contents Of Prejean Sex Tape Revealed; Jon Reportedly Made Sex Tape, Used Coke
- Carrie Prejean admitted to making a sex tape, but there are actually eight tapes and 30 photos. Radar Online reports: "On one tape Carrie is wearing just a flowing white blouse as she touches her body in an alluring manner."
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#tweetbeat
Solange Knowles Endorses Piracy Of Her Dirty Projectors Cover
Today in Tweet Beat, Solange Knowles defies her label in support of her indie band cover, Lindsay Lohan wakes up and smells the tanning lotion, and Friday the 13th is Kelly Cutrone's birthday! More » -
#snapjudgment
"Who You Trying To Get Crazy With, Ese? Don't You Know I'm Loco?"
[Pasadena, November 13. Image via x17.]
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#lovepotionno9
"Desire Drug" Approaching Market: Because Desire Is "In Your Head"
A new drug for women's low libido is on its way. Says one neurologist, "decreased desire can be something that involves a dysfunctional way the brain works, and not only a bad partner. Of course it's in your head." [Bloomberg] -
#criticalmass
Critics Are Wild About Fantastic Mr. Fox
Critics have been increasingly disenchanted with Wes Anderson's films, but in Fantastic Mr. Fox, painstakingly slow stop-motion animation allowed him to create his signature storybook feel, while also allowing George Clooney and Meryl Streep to turn in lively performances. More » -
#booklearnin
What's On Your Feminist Reading List?
Ariel Levy recommends Andrea Dworkin's Heartbreak and Janet Malcolm's Two Lives: Gertrude and Alice. We'd like to add Hélène Cixous's "The Laugh of the Medusa" and Margaret Atwood's The Handmaid's Tale. You? [The New Yorker] -
#maghag
Once Upon A Time Lady Gaga Was In Vogue
Oh my God. Did American Vogue just publish something good? More »
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#maghag
Candy's "Transversal Style" Looks Pretty Sweet
Presenting "the first fashion magazine ever completely dedicated to celebrating transvestism, transexuality, cross dressing and androgyny, in all its manifestations." That's Kelly Osbourne's boyfriend Luke Worrall on the cover. [Towleroad] -
#leftovers
Trojan Explains How To Prevent "Mistakes" • Palin Takes Book Tour To Fort Hood
• The consequences of unprotected sex are pretty obvious nine months later, but this ad from Trojan shows there can also be unforeseen consequences 32 years later when your "mistake" is annoying other people in a movie theater. • More » -
#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Chris Brown sits down for his first interview since his last interview, Oprah interviews the Connecticut woman attacked by a chimp, and Carrie Prejean calls for women to "stick together." More » -
#artsandcrafts
Etsy Offices Kind Of Look Like A Craftsy Wonderland
We're big Etsy fans here (even if it is an anti-woman, exploitative conspiracy) and so were psyched when TBI ran pictures of their offices! And (while IRL it's probably got its dull RL ups and downs) it looks so...happy! More » -
#maghag
Spot The Plus-Size Model In Glamour
How's that "body image revolution" going for Glamour? Baby steps, but moving forward.
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#comicrelief
Sarah Haskins Targets Scary Home Security Ads
We covered the shrill, fear-based badvertising commercials for home security systems in December 2008, in August 2009 and October 2009. Today, Sarah Haskins tackles the same damsel-in-distress ads. More » -
#exclusive
Levi Johnston Turns Down Sarah Palin's Thanksgiving Dinner Invitation
Sarah Palin may have invited her daughter's babydaddy to Thanksgiving dinner, but the future Playgirl centerfold will not be passing the yams with the Palins. He turned down her offer, saying she's "full of it." [Gawker] -
#popquiz
Are Gay Stereotypes Are Keeping Us From Making Progress?
Is there a "right" way to be gay? In a story for Newsweek, Ramin Setoodeh writes: "…If you want to be invited to someone else's party, sometimes you have to dress the part… even Rachel Maddow wears lipstick on TV." More »
