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- Yesterday - December 24, 2009
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#potpsychology
A Very Pot Psychology Christmas
It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the biweekly "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. More » -
#christmas
If You Lived in Sweden You'd Be Watching Donald Duck Cartoons Right Now
Swedes are sort of like Earth's benevolent alien overlords, right? They just are so different than us, gazing down from their icy zone! For one thing, they have a strange tradition of watching Donald Duck cartoons each Christmas Eve. More » -
#higoodbye
Commence The Horsing Around
Tomorrow is a non-publication day, and your tireless editors are off! But you can always hang out here, in this open thread… Or over at groupthink. Merry Christmas! -
#whattheelle
Producer Of London's Legally Blonde Musical: "I'm Most Definitely Not A Feminist"
Producer Sonia Friedman says she, "Identified with Elle. It's embarrassing, but I did. Elle is a great role model for women. She shows that there's nothing wrong with wearing pretty clothes and lipstick, while still being a strong woman." [Telegraph] -
#oldiesbutgoodies
"A New Femininity Born Of Sunbathing"
This magazine article from 1937 claims that Joan Crawford adored sunbathing. Apparently she had an "exquisite ivory tan." [Modern Mechanix] -
#emergencies
Serial Emergency Caller Gives New Meaning to Public Enemy's "911 Is A Joke"
A 53-year-old Texas woman is being investigated for "911 abuse" (not the Giuliani/Bush kind). In the last six months, she has called the line 30 times, most recently because "her husband did not want to eat his supper." [CBSNews] -
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#matchmakermatchmaker
Who Wants To Marry A Billionaire?
Says NPR, "China has 130 billionaires and at least 21 of them haven't gotten married." Enter The "Golden Bachelor Dating Agency!" More » -
#motherinlawfromhell
Feuding With Your Mother-In-Law? It's Probably Her Fault
Today GMA reported that in the mother/daughter-in-law relationship the "power struggle is very primal." While both should compromise, it's clear who the folks at GMA think is at fault. Let that be a comfort to you during passive-aggressive family festivities. -
#yearinreview
Top 25 Posts Of 2009: Models, Muppets, Implant Mishaps, And Photoshop Disasters Galore
Once again it's time for our yearly roundup of the most trafficked posts on the site, and this year the list is made up of everything from plus-sized models to photoshop horrors to happy childhood memories. Ahead, a look back. -
#racerelations
"Why Do You Speak Chinese So Well?"
Meet Lou Jing, a half-black, half-Chinese 20-year-old and recent reality star. Lou Jing's appearance on the television show Go! Oriental Angel has exposed the ugly side of many viewers, but she isn't letting it get her down. Video here: [CNN] -
#criticalmass
It's Complicated, And Dissappointing
It would be hard for a film starring Meryl Streep, Alec Baldwin, and Steve Martin to not be entertaining, but critics complained that It's Complicated is just an unrealistic "fem fantasy" about conspicuous consumption and revenge against philandering husbands. More » -
#coverlies
The Year's 10 Best Cover Lies
Maybe we should call this post the worst Cover Lies, as the most egregiously mendacious covers are often the most fun to mock. Regardless, here's a little tour of what some of the glossies were really saying in 2009.
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#lizsmith
Liz Smith Has More Energy Than We Do
Gossip columnist Liz Smith, nearly 87, looks back with NPR. "I had a lot of gender confusion when I was younger," she says of her affairs with women. She still goes out at least three nights a week. [NPR] -
#womeninthemilitary
Couples Retreat, Afghanistan Style
Worried about the deterioration of soldiers' marriages — divorce has been on the rise in their ranks since 9/11 — the military is increasingly allowing couples to serve together. The Wall Street Journal meets three such couples in Afghanistan. More » -
#giantessfetish
The Larger-Than-Life Sex Lives Of Giant Women [NSFW]
If you've ever fantasized about Ginormica or the 50-foot woman, you're not alone. "Giantess" porn is huge on the Internet. Witness massive (and half-naked) women stomping cities into rubble, and tiny men who adore them. And yes, it's very NSFW. [io9] -
#humbug
10 Things I Hate About Christmas
Warning: Scrooge-y thoughts ahead. -
#longgoodbyes
History Lessons
Archeologists believe that they've discovered the missing piece to explain the mystery of Antony and Cleopatra's final hours together. The giant granite mausoleum, found underwater off the coast of Alexandria, was most likely the setting for their tragic goodbyes. [Guardian] -
#ragtrade
Fall Into Gap Parody: "And We Have Way Cuter Boots!"
- Remember the Gap "Moose" ad full of little girls? Well, no one can object to this parody, in which "gays make their own version." Seriously, Gap needs to get on the horn! (Thanks, Lara!) [YouTube]
- Remember the Gap "Moose" ad full of little girls? Well, no one can object to this parody, in which "gays make their own version." Seriously, Gap needs to get on the horn! (Thanks, Lara!) [YouTube]
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#ibegyourparton
Have A Dolly Parton Christmas
Christmas is very important to Dolly, and over the years, she's written songs for the occasion, and starred in numerous Christmas specials and TV movies. Here, we collected some of our favorite Dolly holiday songs. -
#goodbadugly
Celebrities Give Good Pic, This Christmas!
'Tis the season for selfless actions. And cameras to capture them! All across the world, celebrities got in the spirit of good works and good press, and the results? A Christmas miracle! More »
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#holidayshopping
The Secret Lives of Amazon's Elves
If Amazon is Santa, 400 folks living in RVs outside the Coffeyville, Kansas fulfillment center this winter are the elves. [Gizmodo] -
#holidaze
The Evolution Of Elves
Apparently the "smaller, craftier" ones are a sub-species. [Neatorama via Cracked] -
#babybanks
Sperm Donor Who's "Fathered" 400 Kids Calls For Better Regulation Of Genetic Material
In the 1980s, Dr. Kirk Maxey fathered, by his count, some 400 children. Now he wants to see better regulation of sperm donation. Hypocritical? Maybe, but he might also be onto something. More » -
#dirtbag
Mary J. Blige Hits Husband; Courtney Love Says She's A Good Mom
- Uh-oh. Mary J. Blige punched her husband in the face at her record release party. Dude was reportedly bleeding. She was heard screaming:
- Wednesday - December 23, 2009
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#dirtbagafterdark
Angelina: "Fidelity Isn't Essential"; Domestic Violence Charges In Courtney Love Custody Case
- In an interview with the German magazine Das Neue Angelina Jolie said, "I doubt that fidelity is absolutely essential for a relationship. It's worse to leave your partner and talk badly about him afterwards..."
