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#epicfailin
And Now It's Time To Play Conspiracy Theory With Sarah Palin
Taking to her Facebook page to complain about work done by actual politicians, the super-profesh Sarah Palin once again warned Americans that they'd be facing "death panels" due to the passage of the health care reform bill in the House. More » -
#snapjudgment
They're Both Saying "Bitch, Please," But For Very Different Reasons
[Prague, November 8. Image via Getty/]
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#clips
Rachel Maddow Discusses Stupak Amendment On Meet The Press
Discussing the House's passage of the health care reform bill this morning on Meet The Press, Rachel Maddow took on the Stupak Amendment, predicting that Democratic women may "revolt" if the amendment isn't eventually taken out. Clip after the jump. More » -
#oldiesbutgoodies
"If You Want To Be Popular, You Can't Afford To Be Skinny."
In this vintage ad, actress Linda Peck raves about "Wate-On," a weight-gain product that she "and so many other Hollywood actresses depend on...to help keep shapes shapely." It's pretty fascinating when you compare it to today's celebrity endorsements. [Vintage Ads] -
#soundbites
Sparkly Vampire Unimpressed By Canadian Fangs
"Being an English guy you get a lot more breaks. You're allowed to look a little worse. It's that thing about English teeth. Actually, Canadian teeth are pretty bad."-Robert Pattinson, on avoiding the typical movie star ego trip. [TimesOnline] -
#snapjudgment
"I Work Right Over There. My Name Is On The Building."
[New York, November 7. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
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#snlroundup
From A Musical Monologue To A Spoof Of Twilight, Taylor Swift Delivers A Solid Episode Of SNL
Who knew? Taylor Swift pulled through to give us the best Saturday Night Live episode of the season, bringing us a Twilight spoof, a few impressions, and a show that was actually worth watching until the very end. More » -
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#dirtbag
Australia Finally Realizes That Britney Lip-Synchs, Ex-Scientologist Claims Tom Cruise Once Made Violent Offer
- Britney Spears fans in Perth, Australia, are demanding their money back after Spears disappointed them by lip-synching at her concerts. In related news, Britney Spears fans in Perth, Australia have apparently been on Mars since approximately 1997. [SundayTelegraph]
- Yesterday - November 7, 2009
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#breaking
House Passes Health Care Reform Bill
By a vote of 220-215, the House of Representatives has just passed H.R. 3962, or The Affordable Health Care For America Act. 219 Democrats voted in favor of the bill; only one Republican did the same. [AP] -
#snllivethread
Live From Jezebel, It's Saturday Night!
...And we're back! After a few weeks off, Saturday Night Live returns with host Taylor Swift, who will also be our musical guest for the evening. How many "Imma let you finish" jokes do you think we'll hear tonight? -
#roevsworld
House Votes To Restrict Federal Funding For Abortions
By a vote of 290-194, the U.S. House of Representatives has just passed an amendment that bans the use of federal funds to cover abortions for anyone covered under a proposed government-run health care plan. More » -
#weekendwarriors
Saturday Night Social
Once again, it's time for our Saturday Night Social. Don't forget: our SNL live thread returns tonight, so don't forget to stop back and watch with us. Until then, feel free to hang out here with your fellow commenters. More » -
#hellodolly
Once Again, Barbie Faces Competition From A New Group Of Stylish Plastics
There's a graveyard filled with sassy plastic dreams, where stylish dolls with slightly oversized heads and/or tragic 80s denim shorts are buried beneath gravestones that read "Here Lies So-And So: She Tried To Mess With Barbie." More » -
#uhohbro
Daily Mail Writer Claims He's Earned His Male Privilege After Dealing With "Powerful" Teenage Girls
Ladies, did you know that you had "power" as a teenage girl? And that this "power" you had as a 14-year-old is the reason why men make more money than you do? It's true, according to the DailyFailMail! More » -
#clips
In Separate Interviews, Chris Brown And Rihanna Open Up About Domestic Violence
Last night, both Chris Brown and Rihanna sat down for separate interviews—Brown with Sway of MTV and Rihanna with Diane Sawyer on ABC's20/20—to discuss domestic violence, Brown's assault, and their hopes for the future. Clips after the jump. More » -
#scaretactics
Sarah Palin Warns Of Pro-Choice "Mind-Set"
According to Politico, Sarah Palin held a fundraiser in West Allis, Wisconsin last night and attempted to convince thousands of supporters that legislators with pro-choice views might have "the mindset" that leads them to deny insurance coverage for the elderly. More » -
#snapjudgment
"That's Not Who I Think It Is, Is It?"
[New York, November 6. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
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#clips
Ewan McGregor Tells Craig Ferguson That His Constant Nude Scenes Are "A Feminist Thing"
Ewan McGregor stopped by The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson last night to explain that he's constantly doing nude scenes because he feels it's unfair that women often have to be naked in films while men don't. Via [ONTD] -
#snapjudgment
Don Draper Shares Your Enthusiasm For Saturday Morning Coffee
[Vancouver, November 6. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
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#dirtbag
Chris Brown Says "Abuse Of Any Kind Is Always Wrong," Taylor Ready To Go "100%" On Tonight's SNL
- Chris Brown sat down with MTV's Sway to discuss his assault on Rihanna, noting that he's still unsure as to how the public perceives him and that he believes that "abuse of any kind is always wrong." [MTV]
- Friday - November 6, 2009
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#wwjjd
Comic Confrontations: Judge Judy Vs. Michael Lohan
Michael Lohan claims that he's trying to help Lindsay, but after running his mouth on Radar, Maury Povitch, and The Insider, it's hard to believe that he's not cashing in on his daughter's troubles. It's time to face the judge. More »
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#dirtbagafterdark
SJP: "I Love The Smell Of Diapers"; Lindsay Parties, Misses Business Meeting
- In the December Elle Sarah Jessica Parker (over?)shares her thoughts on her new twin girls revealing, "I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm like a baked good..."
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#themissing
5 Reasons The Cleveland Serial Killer Case Flew Under The Radar
How does a sick fuck like Anthony Sowell, who lives next to a sausage factory, get away with murdering eleven (or more) women in just four years? The answer is an ugly examination into our society's structural failings. More » -
#starpower
Pimp My Dressing Room
When stars slum it on Broadway, apparently they make their dressing rooms ridiculous, according to the Wall Street Journal: More »
