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			<title><![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: &quot;Octomom&quot; Vs. Angelina; Jennifer Aniston's Tapes]]></title>
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				Every Wednesday, we play Midweek Madness, in which we dare to try and "read" the celebrity tabloids. This week, <em>Us</em> was the only mag that used Rhianna as the main cover image.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5151617/this-week-in-tabloids-octomom-vs-angelina-jennifer-anistons-tapes" title="Click here to read more about This Week In Tabloids: &quot;Octomom&quot; Vs. Angelina; Jennifer Aniston's Tapes">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 11 Feb 2009 14:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Katie Gets A Fetus, Jessica Gets Cheated On]]></title>
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				It's Wednesday, so this must be Midweek Madness, your weekly tabloid roundup. The mags are all over the place this week: Katie Holmes' embryo; Travolta's tragedy; secrets of a White House mom.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5141165/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-gets-a-fetus-jessica-gets-cheated-on" title="Click here to read more about This Week In Tabloids: Katie Gets A Fetus, Jessica Gets Cheated On">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 28 Jan 2009 14:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				One thing will never change: If it's Wednesday, it's Midweek Madness. The focus this week is First Families, of course, but since the mags closed on Monday, Michelle and Barack only made two covers.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5136491/this-week-in-tabloids-obamas-white-house-baby-and-other-gossip-we-cant-believe-in" title="Click here to read more about This Week In Tabloids: Obama's White House Baby, And Other Gossip We Can't Believe In">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 21 Jan 2009 16:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Welcome back to Midweek Madness. Two covers deal with Jennifer Lopez divorce rumors; one is devoted to Matilda Ledger's life without Daddy; and the Obamas and Fergie's trashy wedding round out the pack.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5131331/this-week-in-tabloids-j-los-domestic-drama-barack--michelles-makeup-sex" title="Click here to read more about This Week In Tabloids: J. Lo's Domestic Drama, Barack & Michelle's Makeup Sex">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 14 Jan 2009 14:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we learn that Jennifer Aniston is a poet who rhymes "luck" with "truck."				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5125418/this-week-in-tabloids-thin-jen-writes-poetry-for-john-sjps-moving-out" title="Click here to read more about This Week In Tabloids: Thin Jen Writes Poetry For John; SJP's Moving Out">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				This is Wednesday, therefore this is Midweek Madness. Britney's comeback, crisis and "deadly diet" dominated the covers this week, with three out of five magazines using her as the main image. <em>Us</em> still maintains that Heidi and Spencer are wed, despite the fact that most of the other weeklies call the elopement a "hoax." (<em>Us</em>: Best Headline Ever.) Find out "Who's Really Pregnant" and "How They Got Thin Fast," with the assistance of Intern Margaret, as we judge the worth of <em>In Touch</em>, <em>Life & Style</em>, <em>Us</em>, <em>OK!</em> and <em>Star</em>, after the jump.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5101469/this-week-in-tabloids-britneys-deadly-diet-heidis-hoax-mary+kate-knocked-up" title="Click here to read more about This Week In Tabloids: Britney's Deadly Diet, Heidi's Hoax, Mary-Kate Knocked Up?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 03 Dec 2008 14:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Welcome back to Midweek Madness, appearing a day early due to the shortened holiday week. <em>Us</em> landed an "exclusive" cover story about Heidi and Spencer's "spur-of-the-moment" wedding, but the <em>In Touch</em> cover story (in which a source says Angelina Jolie told a London waiter not to pour her a drink because she's pregnant) is also intriguing &mdash; if true. Of the other covers this week, two are dullsville: Reese Witherspoon's on <em>OK!</em> and there's non-news "Baby News" in <em>Life & Style</em>. But <em>Star</em>'s "Bodyguards Tell All" story includes snippets about a certain pop star who believes in unicorns. Maria assists as we give thanks for gossip and feast on the rumors in <em>In Touch</em>, <em>OK!</em>, <em>Life & Style</em>, <em>Us</em> and <em>Star</em>, after the jump.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5098692/this-week-in-tabloids-jolies-joyous-heidis-hitched-britneys-bulimic" title="Click here to read more about This Week In Tabloids: Jolie's Joyous, Heidi's Hitched, Britney's Bulimic">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 25 Nov 2008 14:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				If it's Wednesday, this must be Midweek Madness, in which we devour the celebrity tabloids with a hunger for "news." There's no new issue of <em>OK!</em> today, because last week was a "double issue"... not that we noticed. As for the other mags, it was almost a Brangeliniston <em>sweep</em> this week, with Brad and Jennifer on three of four covers, sometimes joined by Angelina. Only <em>Life & Style</em> bucked the trend, for a <em>new</em> trend: a story featuring the stars of <em>Twilight</em>. Does it matter that the article has zero substance? Only the newsstand sales will tell! Intern Margaret was stuck on a train for an hour and a half, hence this delayed &mdash; but incredibly informative &mdash; edition of Midweek Madness… We're all aboard <em>Life & Style</em>, <em>In Touch</em>, <em>Us</em> and <em>Star</em>, after the jump.<br clear="all" />				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5093206/this-week-in-tabloids-brangeliniston-vs-twilight" title="Click here to read more about This Week In Tabloids: Brangeliniston Vs. Twilight">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 19 Nov 2008 14:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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				If it's Wednesday, this must be Midweek Madness, in which we scour the celebrity tabloids in search of "news." It's still OBAMANIA in magland; of the five weeklies we cover, only one &mdash; <em>In Touch</em> &mdash; didn't have a story about the Obamas and include a picture of them on the cover. As for the other big stories this week, the tired old love triangle involving Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie is <em>still</em> making news, and Angelina might <em>still</em> be knocked up with her seventh child. Intern Margaret assists as we try to comb through <em>Star</em>, <em>Us</em>, <em>OK!</em>, <em>In Touch</em> and<em> Life & Style</em>, after the jump.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5084383/this-week-in-tabloids-brads-trapped-jens-devastated-obamas-are-just-like-us" title="Click here to read more about This Week In Tabloids: Brad's Trapped, Jen's Devastated, Obamas Are Just Like Us">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Welcome back to Midweek Madness! This week, the Jennifer Aniston soap opera drama continues: According to <em>In Touch</em>, she looks pregnant; <em>Star</em> says she's planning a wedding, and <em>OK!</em> claims she had a "SEXY DATE" with Gerard Butler. As for Angelina Jolie, she's on two covers this week: Blissfully happy on <em>OK!</em>, with a wedding and another (adopted) kid on the way; humiliated and betrayed on <em>Star</em>, because Brad's been flirting and carousing in Berlin. As for Jennifer Hudson's family tragedy, while it was covered in all of the weekly tabloids, only <em>Us</em> put J. Hud as the main image on the cover. <em>Life & Style</em> went with a Carrie Underwood/Jessica Simpson skinny vs. curvy "battle." Intern Margaret assists as we rummage through <em>Star</em>, <em>Us</em>, <em>OK!</em>,<em> In Touch</em> and <em>Life & Style</em>, looking for tricks and treats, after the jump.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5070438/olsen-twins-planning-boob-jobs-brad-planning-affair-aniston-knocked-up--planning-wedding" title="Click here to read more about Olsen Twins Planning Boob Jobs, Brad Planning Affair, Aniston Knocked Up & Planning Wedding">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 29 Oct 2008 14:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Welcome back to Midweek Madness, our weekly roundup of the glossy tabloids. Although Madonna and Guy "win" two covers this week, thanks to a nasty divorce, Jennifer Aniston also lands two covers, for her lingerie-fueled marriage proposal to John Mayer, and for getting plastic surgery. The last of the five covers features Angelina, with the by-now-greatly-recycled quote about <em>Mr. & Mrs. Smith</em> being a movie her kids can to watch to see their parents fall in love. Intern Margaret assists as we quench our thirst for celebrity "news" by drinking from the spigots of <em>Star</em>, <em>Us</em>, <em>OK!</em>,<em> In Touch</em> and <em>Life & Style</em>, after the jump.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5067100/this-week-in-tabloids-aniston-pops-the-question-madonnas-affair-with-a+rod-was-orchestrated" title="Click here to read more about This Week In Tabloids: Aniston Pops The Question, Madonna's &quot;Affair&quot; With A-Rod Was &quot;Orchestrated&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 22 Oct 2008 13:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Welcome back to Midweek Madness, our roundup for tabloid "news." This week, because Angelina Jolie emerged from her European safehouse and appeared on the red carpet in New York looking fantastic, she is on <em>three</em> of the five weekly covers. <em>Star</em> and <em>Us</em> focus on her physique; <em>Life & Style</em> does a positive "How We Make It Work" relationship story, even though a month ago, the mag claimed Brad and Angie were at the "breaking point" and fellow Bauer Publishing title <em>In Touch</em> just did a cover with the words "Have They Split?" Anyway: The Spears sisters conquer the other two covers, though the stories are pretty yawn-inducing. Intern Margaret assists as we comb through the latest issues of <em>OK!</em>, <em>Life & Style</em>, <em>In Touch</em> and <em>Star</em>, after the jump.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5060607/this-week-in-tabloids-angelina-is-thin-happy--tummy+tucked" title="Click here to read more about This Week In Tabloids: Angelina Is Thin, Happy & Tummy-Tucked">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 08 Oct 2008 14:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where we're always willing to punish ourselves by reading celebrity weeklies so you don't have to! This week, the tabloids are all over the place: <em>Us</em> shuns a "gossip" cover in favor of a "Style Issue," but the other mags try and make up for it with pseudo-scandalous stories. Mariah and her maybe-baby land one cover; Jen Aniston's adventures in cosmetic procedures get another; Lindsay Lohan's "untold story" gets the third and Angelina Jolie's mental health wins the last. Intern Margaret assists as we dabble in masochism by reading and reporting on the contents of <em>OK!</em>, <em>Life & Style</em>, <em>In Touch</em> and <em>Star</em>, after the jump.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5057450/this-week-in-tabloids-mariahs-pregnancy-anistons-lipo-angies-shrink" title="Click here to read more about This Week In Tabloids: Mariah's Pregnancy, Aniston's Lipo, Angie's Shrink">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 01 Oct 2008 13:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<p class="small">Welcome to 'Fine Lines', the Friday feature in which we give a sentimental, sometimes-critical, far more wizened look at the children's and YA books we loved in our youth. This week, writer / reviewer / blogger Lizzie Skurnick reads '<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Ring-Endless-Light-Austin-Family/dp/0374362998/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1221850830&sr=1-1">A Ring of Endless Light</a>', the 1980 Madeleine L'Engle novel about Vicky Austin, who needs a good (dolphin) slap on the ass.</p>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5052461/a-ring-of-endless-light-eros-thanatos-now-where-the-hell-is-that-dolphin" title="Click here to read more about A Ring Of Endless Light: Eros, Thanatos; Now, Where The Hell Is That Dolphin?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Welcome back to Midweek Madness, your source for tabloid "news." Finally, after a super slow summer, things are picking up! The scandal gaining strength? The reed-thin appearance of the ladies of <em>90210</em> 2.0. Plus! Miley's "new man" is a former underwear model, and the mags bring the pictures to prove it. Oh, and Lindsay Lohan may or may not be cutting herself, though this was buried under a lame "Richest & Poorest Stars" story in <em>In Touch</em>. Intern Margaret assists as we pick through the yard sale of info in <em>OK!</em>, <em>In Touch</em>, <em>Star</em>, <em>Life & Style</em> and <em>Us</em>, after the jump.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5051182/this-week-in-tabloids-mileys-man-models-lindsay-cuts-herself-90210-stars-dont-eat" title="Click here to read more about This Week In Tabloids: Miley's Man Models, Lindsay Cuts Herself, 90210 Stars Don't Eat">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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<p class="small">Welcome back to 'Fine Lines', the Friday feature in which we give a sentimental, sometimes-critical, far more wizened look at the children's and YA books we loved in our youth. This week, guest writer and novelist <a href="http://www.lauralippman.com/">Laura Lippman</a> takes on two books, '<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Cheaper-Dozen-Frank-B-Gilbreth/dp/0060594330/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1221246175&sr=1-1">Cheaper by the Dozen</a>' and '<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Belles-Their-Toes-Frank-Gilbreth/dp/0060598239/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1221246235&sr=1-1">Belles on their Toes</a>', and — Sweetheart, get her rewrite! &mdash; unearths a major scoop.</p>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5048781/cheaper-by-the-dozen-belles-on-their-toes-mother-knows-best" title="Click here to read more about Cheaper By The Dozen, Belles On Their Toes: Mother Knows Best">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				I realize I use these column inches more often than not to write about the drawbacks of being a model &mdash; the situations and encounters that make me feel, as casting superagent James Scully said earlier this summer, “Like [a] greyhound we plan to shoot after a race.” Today is a little different.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5047958/in-which-tatiana-discovers-that-fashion-week-is-kind-of-great" title="Click here to read more about In Which Tatiana Discovers That Fashion Week Is Kind Of Great">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Welcome back to Midweek Madness, your source for tabloid "news". Something amazing has happened this week: Each of the five weekly magazines have someone completely different as their main image! Oh, there's still no real gossip &mdash; Brad and Jen did <em>not</em> have dinner in Toronto; Britney's "comeback" and Anna Nicole's baby turning 2 are not exactly earth-shattering &mdash; but at least it's not as repetitive as usual. And there are gems hidden inside the magazines, like pictures from Blake Lively's birthday party and the demonic snapshot of the woman John Mayer's humping. Intern Margaret assists as we attempt to rouse ourselves from a haze of ennui and "read" <em>OK!</em>, <em>In Touch</em>, <em>Star</em>, <em>Life & Style</em> and <em>Us</em>, after the jump.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5047974/this-week-in-tabloids-lindsay-has-baby-plans-katie-sees-josh-jen--brad-do-not-have-dinner" title="Click here to read more about This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay Has Baby Plans, Katie Sees Josh, Jen & Brad Do Not Have Dinner">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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<p class="small">Welcome to 'Fine Lines', the Friday feature in which we give a sentimental, sometimes-critical, far more wizened look at the children's and YA books we loved in our youth. This week, writer / reviewer / blogger <a href="http://www.theoldhag.com">Lizzie Skurnick</a> reads Beverly Cleary's 1963 novel  '<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Sister-Bride-Beverly-Cleary/dp/0380728079/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1220641747&sr=1-1">Sister of the Bride</a>', in which Barbara McClane discovers she's more than just a member of the wedding.</p>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5046066/sister-of-the-bride-veiled-messages" title="Click here to read more about Sister of the Bride: Veiled Messages">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Welcome back to Midweek Madness. Will you look at who joins Angelina Jolie on the weekly tabloid overs this week? Governor Sarah Palin. Senator Barack Obama has already been on the cover of <em>Us</em>, but now he can add the <em>OK!</em> cover to his résumé. This issue is double sided: Democratic on the front and Republican on the back &mdash; but the information is pretty rehashed. As is the story in <em>Us</em>. As Rick Klein writes over on an ABC News <a href="http://blogs.abcnews.com/liveblogging/2008/09/how-palin-is-pl.html">blog</a>: "There is no new reporting here… just a greatest hits from what's out there." That doesn't stop us from "reading" the mags: Intern Margaret assists as we attempt to filter the missives from <em>Life & Style</em>, <em>Star</em>, <em>OK!</em>, <em>Us</em> and <em>In Touch</em>, after the jump.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5044890/this-week-in-tabloids-sarah-palin-joins-angelina--jamie+lynn-as-cover-moms-with-probs" title="Click here to read more about This Week In Tabloids: Sarah Palin Joins Angelina & Jamie-Lynn As Cover Moms With Probs">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 03 Sep 2008 14:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<p class="small">Welcome to 'Fine Lines', the Friday feature in which we give a sentimental, sometimes-critical, far more wizened look at the children's and YA books we loved in our youth. This week, writer / reviewer / blogger Lizzie Skurnick reads Katherine Paterson's 1977 book '<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Bridge-Terabithia-Katherine-Paterson/dp/0060734019/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1220027539&sr=1-1">Bridge to Terabithia</a>', the story of Jess Aarons, the second-fastest runner in the fifth grade.</p>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5043527/bridge-to-terabithia-troubling-the-waters" title="Click here to read more about Bridge To Terabithia: Troubling The Waters">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 29 Aug 2008 15:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<p class="small">Welcome to 'Fine Lines', the Friday feature in which we give a sentimental, sometimes-critical, far more wizened look at the children's and YA books we loved in our youth. This week, writer / reviewer / blogger <a href="http://www.theoldhag.com">Lizzie Skurnick</a> reads '<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Flowers-Attic-Dollanganger-V-C-Andrews/dp/1416510885/?ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1219433027&sr=1-1&tag=gmgamzn-20">Flowers In The Attic</a>', the 1979 story of a brother and sister who keep it all in the family.</p>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5040670/flowers-in-the-attic-he-aint-sexy-hes-my-brother" title="Click here to read more about Flowers In The Attic: He Ain't Sexy, He's My Brother">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 22 Aug 2008 15:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Jen, John, Brad, Tom, Katie, Brit... And Olympic Gymnasts]]></title>
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				Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Let's play One Of These Things Is Not Like The Others, with <em>Us</em> as the obvious winner. While the other weekly covers feature Jen Aniston, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and Britney Spears, <em>Us</em> went with the daring choice of Shawn Johnson and Nastia Liukin. Too bad the gymnastics finals aired last night, making a lot of this story old news! What else is going on this week? Brit's got her body back; Tom and Katie are living separate lives; Jen turns to Brad in her time of need; Brad storms off from Angie. Intern Margaret assists as we listen to the irritating sounds emanating from <em>OK!</em>, <em>Life & Style</em>, <em>In Touch</em> and <em>Star</em>, after the jump.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5039465/this-week-in-tabloids-jen-john-brad-tom-katie-brit-and-olympic-gymnasts" title="Click here to read more about This Week In Tabloids: Jen, John, Brad, Tom, Katie, Brit... And Olympic Gymnasts">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 20 Aug 2008 14:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we digest the celebrity gossip in the weeklies so you don't have to. This week, the tabloids have the dreaded BABY FEVER. There are celebribabes on three covers, including the spawn of Britney. Jennifer Love Hewitt and her body get one cover, and Jamie Lynn Spears gets the other, with <em>In Touch</em> breaking the news that her 19-year-old baby daddy has a 28-year-old lover named Kelli. Intern Margaret assists as we strain to excrete what we've consumed in <em>OK!</em>, <em>Life & Style</em>, <em>In Touch</em> and <em>Star</em>, after the jump.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5036575/this-week-in-tabloids-suri-battles-shiloh-jamie-lynn-gets-cheated-on-britneys-ok" title="Click here to read more about This Week In Tabloids: Suri Battles Shiloh, Jamie Lynn Gets Cheated On, Britney's OK!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 13 Aug 2008 13:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<p class="small">Welcome to 'Fine Lines', the Friday feature in which we give a sentimental, sometimes-critical, far more wizened look at the children's and YA books we loved in our youth. This week, writer / reviewer / blogger <a href="http://www.theoldhag.com">Lizzie Skurnick</a> reads Judy Blume's '<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Tiger-Richard-Jackson-Atheneum-Hardcover/dp/0689858728/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1218233427&sr=1-1">Tiger Eyes</a>', the story of 15-year-old Davey, who has a new hole in her shoes....and in her life.</p>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5034906/tiger-eyes-cuando-los-lagartijos-corren" title="Click here to read more about Tiger Eyes: Cuando Los Lagartijos Corren">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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<p class="small">Welcome to 'Fine Lines', the Friday feature in which we give a sentimental, sometimes-critical, far more wizened look at the children's and YA books we loved in our youth. This week, writer / reviewer / blogger Lizzie Skurnick reads Cynthia Voight's '<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Homecoming-Tillerman-1-Cynthia-Voigt/dp/0689851324/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1217616296&sr=1-1">Homecoming</a>', the 1981 story of a girl on a quest for fire.</p>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5032019/homecoming-a-dicey-prospect" title="Click here to read more about Homecoming: A Dicey Prospect">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Don't hate Tatiana because she's beautiful.* It's summer and she, mere mortal like the rest of us, has invested an excruciating number of its precious hours in the courtship of a dude who turned out to be a total dick! And just in time for her agency to step in and remind her she is officially "fat" by the standards of September's New York Fashion Week. In today's Modelslips, Tatiana re-learns that lesson about why it's a bad idea to look for dudes immature enough to think you're perfect, because if you're sufficiently <em>close</em> to perfect &mdash; and Tatiana is, bless her heart &mdash; you'll have them fooled for long enough to get high on that oxytocin-sired hallucination of soulmatehood and consequently, become understandably alarmed when they abruptly shake off your hand and ask to use your phone to call another girl. (Wait, seriously Tatiana? You fell for a dude without a <em>cell phone</em>?) (And who exactly decided "9/11 was an inside job" was the new pickup line?) Anyway, after the jump… what happened when Tatiana tried to take a romantic European vacation with her pen pal, The Guy. (Feel free to call him "The Boy"; he was born in the mid-'80s.)				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5030425/what-part-of-in-a-different-city-every-week-is-giving-away-my-relationship-tentacles-asswipe" title="Click here to read more about What Part Of "In A Different City Every Week" Is Giving Away My "Relationship Tentacles," Asswipe?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 29 Jul 2008 14:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<p class="small">Welcome to 'Fine Lines', the Friday feature in which we give a sentimental, sometimes-critical, far more wizened look at the children's and YA books we loved in our youth. This week, writer / reviewer / blogger <a href="http://www.theoldhag.com">Lizzie Skurnick</a> reads '<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Go-Ask-Alice/dp/1416914633/?ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1217004696&sr=8-1&tag=gmgamzn-20">Go Ask Alice</a>', the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Go_Ask_Alice">"anonymous"ly-written</a>, 1971 story of a girl who keeps the worst kind of diary.</p>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5029171/go-ask-alice-alice-doesnt-live-here-anymore" title="Click here to read more about Go Ask Alice: Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<p class="small">Welcome to 'Fine Lines', the Friday feature in which we give a sentimental, sometimes-critical, far more wizened look at the children's and YA books we loved in our youth. This week, novelist/drunken folk art collector <a href="http://www.lauralippman.com">Laura Lippman</a> reads '<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Wolves-Willoughby-Chase-Chronicles/dp/0440496039/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1216342984&sr=1-1">The Wolves of Willoughby Chase</a>', Joan Aiken’s 1962 novel in which two cousins pretty much kick ass all across England, with a little help from loyal retainers and some very brave geese.</p>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5026540/the-wolves-of-willoughby-chase-lifes-a-bitch-and-so-is-the-governess" title="Click here to read more about The Wolves of Willoughby Chase: Life’s A Bitch, And So Is The Governess">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 18 Jul 2008 15:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay's Gay, Reese & Jake On Vacay, Honor's OK!]]></title>
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				Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we read mind-numbing celebrity tabloids so you don't have to. Celebrity news is slow this week, which is why Lindsay Lohan's Lezebel Leanings are cover-worthy. Jessica Alba's new baby Honor Marie gets her own cover; Angelina's twins win two covers and the last is for Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal. Intern Margaret assists as we rummage through the leftovers in search of delicious gossip in the iceboxes of <em>OK!</em>, <em>Life & Style</em>, <em>In Touch</em> and <em>Star</em>, after the jump.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5025810/this-week-in-tabloids-lindsays-gay-reese--jake-on-vacay-honors-ok" title="Click here to read more about This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay's Gay, Reese & Jake On Vacay, Honor's OK!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 16 Jul 2008 14:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<p class="small">Welcome to 'Fine Lines', the Friday feature in which we give a sentimental, sometimes-critical, far more wizened look at the children's and YA books we loved in our youth. This week, writer / reviewer / blogger <a href="http://www.theoldhag.com">Lizzie Skurnick reads</a> '<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Stranger-My-Face-Lois-Duncan/dp/0440983568/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1215802469&sr=1-1">Stranger With My Face</a>', Lois Duncan's 1981 novel in which Laurie Stratton gets every girl's wish: to be adopted, and to have a secret twin sister.</p>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5024396/stranger-with-my-face-stop-projecting" title="Click here to read more about Stranger With My Face: Stop Projecting">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 11 Jul 2008 15:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we read mind-numbing celebrity tabloids so you don't have to. Madonna and A-Rod win covers this week, as do the spawn of Jamie Lynn Spears, celebrity babies in general and Mary-Kate Olsen. Intern Margaret assists as we search for cool news on this  scorching hot day. Reviews of <em>Us</em>, <em>OK!</em>, <em>Life & Style</em>, <em>In Touch</em> and <em>Star</em>, after the jump.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5023340/this-week-in-tabloids-madonna--a+rod-are-soulmates-mary+kate-is-haunted-by-the-ghost-of-heath-ledger" title="Click here to read more about This Week In Tabloids: Madonna & A-Rod Are Soulmates; Mary-Kate Is Haunted By The Ghost Of Heath Ledger">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 09 Jul 2008 14:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Ever wonder if your H&M dress could pass for its designer original? We do, and that's why we are bringing back Label Whores, in which we sew designer labels on cheap chic clothing and attempt to fake out some of the snobbiest sartorialists out there: big city consignment store buyers. In today's installment, we travel to the "hippest" neighborhoods in New York (East Village, Williamsburg) with four H&M items masquerading as Calvin Klein, Donna Karan, Gucci, and Pamela Barish. The results, after the jump.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5022527/label-whores-selling-fake-fashion-two-out-of-three-aint-bad" title="Click here to read more about Label Whores: Selling Fake Fashion? Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 07 Jul 2008 12:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<p class="small">Welcome to 'Fine Lines', the Friday feature in which we give a sentimental, sometimes-critical, far more wizened look at the children's and YA books we loved in our youth. This week, writer / reviewer / blogger <a href="http://www.theoldhag.com">Lizzie Skurnick</a> reads '<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Happy-Endings-Are-All-Alike/dp/1555835112/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1215112186&sr=1-1">Happy Endings Are All Alike</a>', the 1978 Sandra Scoppettone novel about two young lesbians who want to be together in the worst way.</p>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5021984/happy-endings-are-all-alike-the-price-of-fault" title="Click here to read more about Happy Endings Are All Alike: The Price Of Fault">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Welcome back to Midweek Madness! The covers sucked this week: Madonna and Guy graced one; supposed baby-luster Jen Aniston got another; stars without makeup landed another; probably-not-knocked-up chicks won the fourth and the Hogan family, yes, the <em>Hogan</em> family got their own. Luckily, the juicy details <em>inside</em> the mags mostly made up for the lame cover stories. Intern Margaret assists as we gobble up the tidbits of "news" in <em>Us</em>, <em>OK!</em>, <em>Life & Style</em>, <em>In Touch</em> and <em>Star</em>, after the jump.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5021438/this-week-in-tabloids-madonna--guy-split-not+pregnant-stars-without-makeup-have-hot-lesbian-sex" title="Click here to read more about This Week In Tabloids: Madonna & Guy Split; Not-Pregnant Stars Without Makeup Have Hot Lesbian Sex">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				You know, I <em>usually</em> find Spencer Pratt's opinions relatively unimpeachable, but I totes never thought Mary-Kate was the <em>less</em>-cute Olsen, far from it. Until now! Anyway, maybe MK shares my opinion regarding the dormitory shower curtain they made her wear on the cover of this month's issue of <em>Elle</em>, because the <a href="http://www.elle.com/coverstory/13980/mary-kate-olsen-elle-july-2008.html">interview</a> she gives is...um, supplemented by those telltale bullshit filler sentences such as "Dave and Jarnette always insisted that Mary-Kate and Ashley experience a regular childhood," and a quote from Lauren Hutton on how hard it was for MK to "discover" her incredible tastes. Mercifully, <em>Elle</em> gives you better ways to waste 20 minutes! Like a story on how you can not only use pot to cure anxiety, but Special K to cure depression!! (That's better news than <a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/everything-bad-is-good-for-you/prescription-ecstasy-psychiatrists-are-raving-about-the-drugs-mental-health-benefits-326422.php">Ecstasy for PTSD</a>!) Anyway, after the jump as usual, we rewrite the cover lines to reveal the fact that we actually read the magazine.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/397690/mary+kate-olsen-in-elle-holy-trashbag" title="Click here to read more about Mary-Kate Olsen In Elle: Holy Trashbag!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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<p class="small">Welcome to 'Fine Lines', the Friday feature in which we give a sentimental, sometimes-critical, far more wizened look at the children's and YA books we loved in our youth. This week, writer / reviewer / blogger <a href="http://www.theoldhag.com/">Lizzie Skurnick</a> reads Jean Craighead George's <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Julie-Wolves-HarperClassics-Craighead-George/dp/0064400581">'Julie Of The Wolves,'</a> which won a Newberry Medal in 1973.</p>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5018289/julie-of-the-wolves-the-call-of-the-wild" title="Click here to read more about Julie of the Wolves: The Call of the Wild">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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<p class="small">Welcome to 'Fine Lines', the Friday feature in which we give a sentimental, sometimes-critical, far more wizened look at the children's and YA books we loved in our youth. This week, writer / reviewer / blogger <a href="http://www.theoldhag.com/">Lizzie Skurnick</a> rereads <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Deenie-Judy-Blume/dp/0440932599">'Deenie'</a>, the 1973 story of a girl whose newly set back proves only a minor setback.</p>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5016160/deenie-brace-yourself" title="Click here to read more about Deenie: Brace Yourself">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Maybe it's the "beachy" weather. But something about this month's <em>Cosmo</em> blew out our enthusiasm clutches, making it suddenly difficult to type exclamation points or read anything in the magazine without hearing it in the voice of <a href="http://jezebel.com/5014124/daria-takes-aim-at-jane-magazine?autoplay=true">Daria.</a> It's all Tracie's fault, for clipping the <a href="http://jezebel.com/5014124/daria-takes-aim-at-jane-magazine?autoplay=true">episode where Daria takes down the fictional <em>Val</em> magazine</a>. You try watching it, only to sit down and read advice like "Invent a holiday that gives you an excuse to chow down on your favorite guilty pleasures, like First Friday Cookiefest, Cinco de Nachos, or Ice cream Brownie Sundays." (What, no pun with that?) Or how about: "Keep a set of beer mugs in your freezer. Never underestimate the amount of love and appreciation that an icy, frothed brew on a hot summer day inspires." Now, usually we'd be thinking "damn <em>right</em> I could use a beer right now!" But not today, probably because Daria was straightedge. After the jump, our inner Daria tries her hand at Cover Lies, and probably fails. To be honest, she doesn't particularly care.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/395713/reading-cosmo-is-like-having-quinn-morgendorffer-stand-on-your-neck" title="Click here to read more about Reading Cosmo is Like Having Quinn Morgendorffer Stand On Your Neck">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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<p class="small">Welcome to 'Fine Lines', the Friday feature in which we give a sentimental, sometimes-critical, far more wizened look at the children's and YA books we loved in our youth. This week, writer / reviewer / blogger <a href="http://www.theoldhag.com/">Lizzie Skurnick</a> rereads <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Wrinkle-Time-Madeleine-LEngle/dp/0440498058">'A Wrinkle In Time'</a>, Madeleine L'Engle's 1962 novel of Meg Murry, who is too young to have wrinkles.</p>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5013495/a-wrinkle-in-time-quit-tesseracting-up" title="Click here to read more about A Wrinkle In Time: Quit Tesseracting Up">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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