MoMo Is the New FoMo and It Will Give You a Panic Attack

First there was YOLO, the battle-cry of teens everywhere as they demanded other people hold their beers and "watch this, bro." Then there was FoMo, an existential angst that reminded all of us that we were missing out on everything and that death is both cold and inevitable. And now, just in case your panic attacks… » 7/22/14 6:45pm 17 minutes ago

Saying 'Uh,' 'Um,' And 'Like' Means You're Literally An Awesome Person

If you've ever been accused of not being eloquent because you use words such as "I mean" and "you know" while talking, you may now rejoice! A new study suggests that employing these verbal tics means that you're a thoughtful and conscientious person who cares about the honesty of your speech. » 7/22/14 6:30pm 32 minutes ago

'Designer Vaginas' Are Most Popular Among Women Between 18 and 24

Have you been feeling like you should probably pay someone to slice off part of your labia so you can conform to some 100% arbitrary "ideal crotch region" beauty standard that only matters to shitheads and 15-year-old boys whose entire understanding of sex comes from internet porn? Well, you're not alone! » 7/22/14 6:15pm 47 minutes ago

30,000 Monkeys Are Wreaking Havoc on India's Capital

Creatively speaking, humankind has put a lot of energy into speculating what could happen when chimps take over the world (there have been — what? — a billion Planet of the Apes movies made by now?), but, as it turns out, it isn't the non-human apes that we should be focusing on, but their rat-faced monkey brethren.… » 7/22/14 4:15pm Today 4:15pm

This Man's Name Could Not Be Any More Perfect For His Mugshot

A Connecticut man was arrested in Bridgeport last week in connection to an armed robbery committed in June. Aside from the fact that he now faces charges of first-degree robbery and sixth-degree larceny, his name has also been picked up by the internet and it's almost as good as Crystal Metheney. (but not quite.) » 7/22/14 3:30pm Today 3:30pm

P.O.V.: What Happened to All Of the Slow Jam R&B Songs?

P.O.V. stands for point of view. P.O.V. stands for penis (Rich Juzwiak of Gawker has one, to pick a not at all random example) or vagina (and I've got one). P.O.V. stands for pork or veal, but this column is not about food or getting mad about animals confined to living short lives in boxes. It's about music. » 7/22/14 3:00pm Today 3:00pm

Love Is Dead: Beyoncé and Jay Z’s Marriage Reportedly Coming to an End

Rumors of the iminent breakup between superstars Jay Z and Beyonce are reaching a critical mass. Like any massively famous couple, they've been plagued with rumors of infidelity and unhappiness throughout much of their relationship. But recently, the stories that they will divorce as soon as their On The Run tour… » 7/22/14 2:30pm Today 2:30pm